Would a debit card work?

Could you get her a UK tourist visa so she could accompany you, then, assuming there’s a war, she could apply for refugee status?

Get a virtual address at physicaladdress.com then a us phone number from ultra mobile.

Try mercury.com. They specialize in accounts for foreigners.

Do you have an LLC or business account?

If the laptop is in flight mode and plugged into a router by cable, I don’t see how location services would find your location.

But there’s a solution to this - test it.

Setup a nomad vpn router. Check your location. I’m sure you can find an app that does it using location services. Next - drive to a friend’s house an hour+ away. Run location app. What does it say?

Make sure your wireguard vpn uses either a home router eg Brume 2, or residential ip, eg StarVPN.

Alberta Canada. I never saw a Roach in two years. Bonus - the whole province is Rat free.

Can’t you just use Anytime Mailbox? They have two in the Netherlands.

https://www.anytimemailbox.com/l/netherlands

Ipostal1 has a Dutch location too.

Ultramobile $3 a month. Owned by Tmobile

https://www.ultramobile.com/paygo/